“Big yikes,” he commented about Tuesday’s election. “Folks, I’m trying like hell, I promise,” said “Biden.” “I’m on the Peloton every morning tempting fate.”
“Unlike Dr. Oz, this next guy’s got political experience. He was the mayor of ‘flavortown’ for over 20 years!” “Biden” crowed about Fieri.
“Biden” cheered: “Let’s go, team. We’re gonna be fine!”